Okay, so we have Captain America, or........ rather, Captain Turkey? Or is he in Turkey on a specific mission? Why is Captain America in Turkey?
Well, anyways, he has to track down the leader of this street gang. The guys name is Spider-Man.
Well, apparently he has no superpowers, and is a psychopathic murderer. He kills people with a switchblade, because apparently he can't shoot fucking webs.
I'm choosing not to go any further. My ears are bleeding.
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