Dude. Use a handkerchief.
- "I'm just a simple guy trying to go straight so I can visit my cubs."
- ― Animal Man
Animal Man, Buddy Baker, is a superhero with identity issues. For some reason, he is connected to all animals and can use their abilities. This works very well when he is around cool animals, although his weaknesses include petting zoos and steakhouses. Having all of the characteristics of animals is not necessarily a good thing. He is basically millions of years of evolution gone completely down the tube. In addition, he also has an extremely short attention span. Later years would see him fall completely out of the public eye and retire to a life of quiet dignity. Ever since his wife Ellen insisted that the family get a dog, he has been largely complacent, and content to stay at home napping and catching frisbees in his mouth.
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