Ash vs Cthulhu 01

Playtime with Ash.

"Love the tentacle."
Philip J. Fry
"Cthulhu? What the hell is that, some kinda STI?"
―Oscar Wilde

Cthulhu is the one true love of all Arkhampedians. He is the patron saint of Arkham. His majestic tentacled beauty presents a visage of grace and beauty. And you too shall learn to love Cthulhu. In your own special way.


  • Hobbies include knitting, baking, consuming the minds of the innocent with his all-encompassing horror, and long walks on the beach.
  • Cthulhu will consume your face.
  • Nobody makes love sexier than Cthulhu does.
  • Cthulhu loves you.
  • Cthulhu loves you.

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