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| Elektra | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Born |
The same day danger was discovered |
| Died |
Death fears Elektra |
| Career | |
| Occupation |
Danger |
| Voice acting in |
Jennifer Garner |
- "You wanna mess with me? You don't tangle with danger, dumbass. 'Specially when it's danger's time of the month..."
- ―Elektra talking to a pissy McDonald's employee.
Elektra, also known as Danger, was dangerous. If you messed with Elektra, you'd die. She was so dangerous, they had to make a new word for her. A word so dangerous, it can't be put up here. Both her middle and maiden names are dangerous.
She's pretty much a ninja, but cooler, and she wears red which is a lot more noticeable than most ninjas. Her style evidently displays the training she received from her masters, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
She used to be Daredevil's giiiiiirrrrrllllfrieeeeeeeeend, and they were the cutesiest wutesiest couple ever, but they broke up over differing opinions.
History[]
Promotion of Gerber[]
Elektra was on many commercials for Gerber, saying that if people didn't use it, she'd kill them. After a few weeks on the job, she learned that the creator of Gerber was a bank robber, and she quit, after, of course, killing the bank robber.
Fight with Rasputia Latimore[]
Elektra had a fight with that fat-ass slut from Norbit. Rasputia ran straight at Elektra, who stabbed her with one of those scythe thingies. Rasputia popped and went all over the room, until she hit Daredevil, who was coming to get back together with Elektra. As Rasputia and Daredevil were carried out of the room, Rasputia's last word to Elektra was "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!".
The Affair[]
- "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WE HAD SO MUCH TOGETHER, AND YOU LEAVE ME FOR...FOR HER!"
- ―Daredevil to Elektra.
Elektra decided to go lesbian and sleep with Paris Hilton. Daredevil found out soon after, and he and Elektra had a huge fight. The argument went on for hours, and resulted in angry sex between Elektra and Daredevil.
Death (kinda)[]
Elektra and Daredevil fought some blind guy and his bastards, who stabbed Elektra with her fork. Daredevil, totally pissed, killed everyone and watched Elektra die, crying his pussy eyes out.
Back From the Grave[]
Some old hippie dude managed to bring Elektra back from the dead. He hired Elektra to protect some badass girl and her wimpy father from a cult made up of Jackie Chan's clone, some fat-ass, a guy with way too many tatoos, a skinny guy with knives, and a chick who doesn't shower.
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