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"TA-DA!".
This madman user can make stuff dissapear.
This is because he is a chronic madman, and so has Administrator rights. Any Administrative queries or comments should be left on his talk page. Any complaints should go right here.
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My name is Thomas "Darth Tom" Rattim. Chances are you won't like me. Why? Well, besides the obvious fact that I'm an Arkhampedian, and a Cell Keeper, I'm not a very nice person to get involved with, for many reasons. Some are listed below.

  1. I'm half English.
  2. I'm Russian.
  3. I'm full Communist.
  4. I recognise FLOOB as an independent power.
  5. I'm going to DENY you.
  6. I eat brains. They're actually quite good with toast.
  7. I've not yet been eaten by Madclaw.
  8. I have weird spiky things coming out of my head. Like prickles on a cactus.
  9. I have horns.
  10. I have cloven hooves.
  11. I have a big snout.
  12. I snap daisy chains for a living.
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