My name is Thomas "Darth Tom" Rattim. Chances are you won't like me. Why? Well, besides the obvious fact that I'm an Arkhampedian, and a Cell Keeper, I'm not a very nice person to get involved with, for many reasons. Some are listed below.
- I'm half English.
- I'm Russian.
- I'm full Communist.
- I recognise FLOOB as an independent power.
- I'm going to DENY you.
- I eat brains. They're actually quite good with toast.
- I've not yet been eaten by Madclaw.
- I have weird spiky things coming out of my head. Like prickles on a cactus.
- I have horns.
- I have cloven hooves.
- I have a big snout.
- I snap daisy chains for a living.
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