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There goes the neighborhood.

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Reading this will immediatly decrease the value of your real estate.

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Its thanksgiving at the Wilson home. And thanksgiving only means one thing here....

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So, Slade, how have we been? Last I heard you got your ass handed to you by the Titans.

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You really know how to get on my nerves, Wade

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Oh, whats wrong? Upset the teeny weeny titans took your kids into there play house?

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I'll kill you, you little fuck...

Thats enough, boys. The foods ready.

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This ain't bad, Grandma

Thank Grandpa Thor, Rose sweetie.

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A god needeth a hobby, eh?

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*cough* Panzy *cough*

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I have to agree with my brother, for once, on this.

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Now, now, Petunia, who said I needed a girly like you to help me,

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You need a lot more help than I can offer. You need a psychologist. A straight jacket. Or, even better, an pencil in your brain.

They're fighting again. Every god damned year

They fight better than any of the guys that beat on me when I was a ho, that's for sure.

Honey, could you get them to stop?

God damn you, woman, I'm EATING!


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Oh, uh.... Look, it beith the saint of Thanksgiving, Santa Turkey!

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Ho, ho, ho, merry early Christmas

Did that fat fuck call me a ho?

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Wrong holiday, Santy. You want my present list now? I want a Bazooka, and an MP7, a golden katana, and ken action figure with kung fu grip, an AUG, a Dragunov, a copy of "Jingle all the way"....

How does that woman convince me to let these buffoons meet every thanksgiving, much less Christmas and Easter? I've had enough. Begone.

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A vintage Winchester 1903 for my collection, a copy of "Girls gone Wild" in Egy.... wait, where am I?

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What manner of sorcery is this? I'm floating in the sky. Where beith the ground?

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I don't know where I am, but I like it. Prepare to die, unseeable foe!

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Where am I? Its dark in here!

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Who are you people? where the hell am I?

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Ooh.... comfy. Where is Wilson?

Smod? SMOD! Where the hell are you? GOD DAMNIT!

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Oh... uhh..... Hi, Robin. How you.... ah... been?

*sigh* Every year.